I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
