He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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