I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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