what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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