sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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