I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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