I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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