Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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