Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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