god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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