Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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