So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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