Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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