Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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