Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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