the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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