He is such a slut. More and more my type.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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