I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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