ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i dont even know how to be here
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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