There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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