There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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