i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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