I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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