But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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