What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.