He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.