I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Randomize
