yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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