My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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