So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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