my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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