The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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