We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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