I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's an acceptable place to lick
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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