He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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