I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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