You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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