You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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