Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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