It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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