Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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