Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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