then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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