found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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