ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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