its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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