I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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