i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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