Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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