Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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