Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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