i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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