Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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