I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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