i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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