Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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